What sort of criminal would you be...

if sociopathy became the new world order? How would you spend your days (or maybe your nights) if you really lived on the Darkside?
[*]Pirate (The Old-Fashioned Kind) that has it all: Affection, Rum, Dressing Up, A Fast Ship for Dramatic Escapes, More Rum and Plunder.[*]Stalker: Satellite Link, Bugs, and access to a computer network so you can make life hell for anyone... every breath they take, you'll be watching them.[*]Computer Hacker: Knocking through firewalls, cracking codes and bluffing your way into impenetrable systems.[*]Mugger: Simple Opportunistic Crime; it requires no forward planning or special tools - just daring, physical strength and a quick getaway that yields instant cash.[*]Assassin: Edgy Intrigue, secrecy and political overtones of a top-class assassination so stylish and great pay.[*]Mr. Big: Your will, imagination, nerve and attention to detail mean you can run any number of operations simultaneously, while planning the next audacious job and ordering a cull of weaker vessels in the organization.[*]Credit Card Fraudster: An ideal career move for the bored shopaholic; you know exactly wha tto buy for quick disposal and your charm keeps the sales clerks so enchanted that they don't look too closely at the signature.[*]Serial Killer: It's not the bloodlust; its the pattern. The victims are irrelevant, for your thrill comes from devising an MO and a sequence so complex and baffling that lawmen from 51 states cannot decode it.[*]Getaway Driver: A great combination of speed, thrill, skill, quick wittedness and instant payoff without having to do much. If the hesit goes wrong, just drive off and act innocent.[*]Bank Robber: Assume balaclava. Enter bank. Point Gun. Give me the money. Collect specified amount of cash in unmarked notes. Stuff in knapsack. Exit bank. Take of balacalva. Home to view self on evening news.[*]Arsonist: Burn, baby, Burn. Herostratus is your role model. He was the tenth-rate architect who burned down the Temple of Artemis squillions of years ago, just so that people would remember his name. That's not crime. That's art.[/list]

I would be a kidnapper and kidnap gorgeous men then have them dance in boxer breifs till they died. hahahahahahaha. lol

I would be a kidnapper and kidnap gorgeous men then have them dance in boxer breifs till they died. hahahahahahaha. lol