FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER SEE ON THE ROAD


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1Horselady is offline 1Horselady Post #1  January 24,2012, 10:52pm
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What's the funniest thing you've ever seen on the road ?
 
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A chicken trying to show an armadillo how it's done.
 
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tweet37 wrote :
A chicken trying to show an armadillo how it's done.

lmao. My head is in the gutter, I thought the chicken was just trying to show the armadillo how to cross the road, but I figured it out.
 
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tweet37 wrote :
A chicken trying to show an armadillo how it's done.
Call me stupid, but I don't get this. Please explain. Thanks,




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This happened years ago, when my mother was still alive. We were traveling over an overpass(2 lanes) and were FINALLY able to pass a car that was only going 25mph(speed limit was 45mph). This is where it gets funny. We had to follow what looked to be a 60 something midsize car(sorry I don't know old cars that well)with an little old lady driving. Her car and dashboard were all piled high with papers(so that she could hardly see over them to drive). In the back seat she had pop cans from 1 door to the other piled up to the back of the front seat. On top of that she had a metal garbage can. Needless to say, we both lost it, Mom had to really concentrate to drive. My main question is this: What would happen when she opened the back door?




Suzie PS, The image of the little old lady has stuck in my mind for years.
 
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Years ago I was working with a friend in a field as we made flax bails and piled them at the corner of the field. I man who had to be about 70 years old drove out into the field and asked if he could buy some to make a house for his dog as winter was approaching and it was to help keep him warm. We said "sure, give us your address and we'll deliver them for you.", well the man said that it wasn't nessessary and that he would just take them with him. Well both my friend and I looked at eachother as if tihs old man were a few bricks short of a stack. The man figured out that he would need 13 of these bails that were 3 feet long and 20" x 24" wide. So he pops the trunk and opens all the doors of his old Reliant K car. We managed to get all but 2 in the car which he then pulled out a roll of duct tape and rolled down his windows. He asked that we stack them on the roof and wrap tape through the car and over the bails on the roof a few times. The man had a 30 minute drive home like this as he cozied up to the bails in his front and back seats. What a sight that was to watch a flax bail on wheels drive off the field.
 
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1Horselady wrote :
Call me stupid, but I don't get this. Please explain. Thanks,

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Ummm. Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to show the armadillo how it's done.
(I guess you've never been to the south)
 
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Hmm. I remember quite a few years ago I was visiting Boston and I saw a cop on the street that looked exactly like Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons.

It was really funny then, maybe not so much now. I'm sure that cop must have heard Chief Wiggum jokes all the time.
 
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In Chicago, I was driving down a busy street near downtown (so still a very congested area) when I saw this mommy duck and her ducklings trying to cross the street. I stopped my car, and of course all the people behind me were freaking out at me for stopping. But then once the ducks made it past my car and into their line of vision, I could see their frowns turn to smiles in my rear view mirror. It was very cute!
 
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