ami1uwant is offline ami1uwant Post #1  August 11,2010, 10:56am
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AGE OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,with a glorious and all
conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't
make the same mistakes twice, takes care ofbusiness.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,self-preserving, but open to
meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages....an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge.

AGE OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

THE END. Any questions?
 
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raerae178 is offline raerae178 Post #2  August 11,2010, 11:19am
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That's so cute!! I love it!
 
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frontline is offline frontline Post #3  August 11,2010, 2:50pm
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Funny...looking forward to being Israel!
 
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PY_2 is offline PY_2 Post #5  August 11,2010, 3:37pm

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I thought man is like America...ruled by bush
 
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bahaha! love it - thanks for the laugh!
 
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PY_2 wrote :
I thought man is like America...ruled by bush

Oh man...I'm cracking up!!
 
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jayjay is offline jayjay Post #8  August 12,2010, 7:36am
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...things seem to have gotten quiet around here.

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I think your continent/country descriptions are a bit off. Africa....very poor and ravaged by A IDS and conflict. Greece....bankrupt but with a great feeling of entitlement and looking someone to bail her out. etc.
 
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... is like a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.

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PY_2 wrote :
I thought man is like America...ruled by bush
He did say ruled by nuts.
 
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