Ladies, would it really help if I smelled like Papayas and Pinapples?!


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D_Lion is online now D_Lion Post #1  June 7,2010, 2:13pm
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According to the latest helpful eHarmony Advice article, "Maybe You Need Some "Outside-In, Inside-Out Reinvention:"

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Guys: get a sample of a mild skin scrub such as those made with papaya or pineapple and apply it after you've shaved and showered, washing it off thoroughly.

I mean, do they even make such things?

Assuming I am able to locate and correctly apply the aforementioned Papaya and Pinapple concoction, check out the next step:

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Guys: look at yourself with one shirt button undone, then two, for example (or progressively tighter T-shirts, if the occasion and the weather are suitable).

Ladies, the honest truth now, is this what I've been missing?
 
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Believe it or not...I DO have a small tube of papaya enzyme face cleanser
Last edited by PY_2; June 7,2010 at 2:19pm. Reason: It truly helps reducing hyperpigmentation and improving your skin texture!!!
 
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Does the cleaner just do your face?
 
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all kidding aside, i prefer a guy who is somewhere between metrosexual and homeless guy WRT grooming.

there is nothing wrong with a guy taking care of his skin, using teeth whitener, and getting a proper haircut.
 
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Not for me, I can't stand the scent of either.

The smell of clean linen and clean male has always worked well for me. Better than any other combo definitely!

The button thing, I agree, having one or two buttons undone with the shirt opened up so his neck and throat are visible ... nice!
 
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D_Lion wrote :
According to the latest helpful eHarmony Advice article, "Maybe You Need Some "Outside-In, Inside-Out Reinvention:"




I mean, do they even make such things?



Assuming I am able to locate and correctly apply the aforementioned Papaya and Pinapple concoction, check out the next step:




Ladies, the honest truth now, is this what I've been missing?
I believe that frog legs would taste better with papayas and pineapples.
 
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Ha! I nearly forgot - I like the button/shirt thing because of the little v shape below his throat.
 
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Believe it or not, if you eat pineapple for several days in a row you'll smell like one. It happens to me. And I actually like smelling like a pineapple.

As for the buttons, go for it.
 
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ami1uwant wrote :
Does the cleaner just do your face?
I use cleanser for face, throat and collarbone. Ditto with toner. Moisturising lotion goes legs, arms, torso and back and I have a special one for my face and throat.
 
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i eat pinapple, and i don't smell like one.

it does make the naughty parts taste better.

anyway, Dlion. the enzymes in pinapple and papaya are a natural acid that exfoliates your skin. i doubt they smell very fruity.
 
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