how do i avoid women who just want to get into my boxer-briefs?


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txbubba is offline txbubba Post #1  July 10,2009, 11:10am

is not out of his mind - just out of bullets

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CJF is offline CJF Post #2  July 10,2009, 11:22am
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Wear Scooby Doo underoos instead.
 
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tweet37 is offline tweet37 Post #3  July 10,2009, 11:26am
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has all the tools and can........satisfy

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Why would you want to do that?
 
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Wootz is offline Wootz Post #4  July 10,2009, 11:51am
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Easy! I'll let you borrow my personality. 100% effective for six years. If that doesn't work, let me know, but it might just be the way you look. Shave off the fur in patches, dye some of it greenish brown and drool a lot. Watch the *classic* Dracula, and pay attention to Dwight Frye (the actor). That is the kind of vibe you are looking for. If *that* doesn't work, duct tape. It may not stop it completely, but at least it'll slow them down...
 
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AsianFusion is offline AsianFusion Post #5  July 10,2009, 12:20pm
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got married!

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Wear tight bikinis!
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brneyedangel is offline brneyedangel Post #6  July 10,2009, 12:26pm
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would very much appreciate it if the rain would stop, now! Thanks!

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duh...don't wear any...nothin' to get into that way...
 
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D_Lion is offline D_Lion Post #7  July 10,2009, 1:56pm
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You could stop bathing.

As this saves water, you're also helping the planet.
 
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IcecreamMoon is offline IcecreamMoon Post #8  July 10,2009, 1:57pm
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Nothing to see here at all...

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Wow!

How about some therapy sessions, so that we can figure out why you attract this particular type, with intent of setting you (and your boxer-breifs) free?
 
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jayjay is offline jayjay Post #9  July 10,2009, 1:59pm
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...things seem to have gotten quiet around here.

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An interesting aspect of this thread is that, apparently because it is from the male perspective, no one takes it seriously. There have been a number of similar threads from a woman's perspective that have generally been taken seriously and possible answers discussed indepth.

BTW...I concur with the previous suggestion to not wear any.
 
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jayjay wrote :
An interesting aspect of this thread is that, apparently because it is from the male perspective, no one takes it seriously. There have been a number of similar threads from a woman's perspective that have generally been taken seriously and possible answers discussed indepth.

BTW...I concur with the previous suggestion to not wear any.
I think the OP's big fat kept us from taking it too seriously.
 
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