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legend29 is offline legend29 Post #21  September 20,2008, 9:56am
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Thanks Scorpio for graciously responding to my nagging request! [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-smile.gif[/img]


Your #5.....me every Sunday..and I do agree this is the type of thing that is best done with another person. So much more fun!


Your #6....ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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legend29,265439 wrote :


(psst everyone....as educated as I am, I'm truly ashamed to confess that I love the Jerry Springer show.Thank goodness I work during the day but when I'm off for the summer I indulge...totally! I also love reading trash mags like The Sun and The Star for light comdedic respites from my usual favorite non-fictional reading !..... Ouch....those confession hurt!


So we share the same dirty secret. Don't you just like it when the women beat each other up over a man? [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-cool.gif[/img]
 
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Dalloway2000,265685 wrote :

1) In an attempt to get some activity through eharmony, I temporarily changed mysetting to include other ethnic groups.Well... the computer sent a number of matches, but I freaked out and closed them all after just 3 days; then I changedthe setting back.


2) I just ate a bag of chips after having spent the day at a women's empowerment conference. The plan was to eat lime yogurt on a graham cracker and pretend it was key lime pie.


3) I should be out raking the yard from remnants of last week's tropical storm in Ohio.


4) I get all spiffy when going grocery shopping. (Don't do bars/clubs)


5) I'd like to go out on a date. Guess I'll rakeup debris
I think there are many who do that [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-cool.gif[/img]
 
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betterdays is offline betterdays Post #24  September 20,2008, 1:48pm

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ThePriestess,265116 wrote :

I can't drive a stick.
I drive a stick very well and I give lessons for trade.
 
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abnoba is offline abnoba Post #25  September 20,2008, 1:54pm

I just found out my gramma died. I feel so very sad. I will miss her a lot.

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Sometimes on a Friday or Saturday night when I have no date and I am feeling kind of sorry for myself, I get out one of my favorite vibrators and dream up some truly awesome sexual fantasies, that I would be way too chicken to try out in real life. I take my time; I take lots of time and often am satisfied many, many times. When finished I invariably sleep soundly.


But this is not my actual confession. What I want to confess is that I think I often prefer my fantasies and vibrators over many of my actual dates. The guys in the flesh as opposed to the guys in my fantasies are just simply not up to the task. They seem to imagine that if they are satisfied I must be satisfied. So unlike my fantasy boy friends.


There that is my confession. Not sure if it feels better to get that out or not...
 
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alexsmom0501 is offline alexsmom0501 Post #26  September 20,2008, 2:23pm
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JHerndon,265126 wrote :


ThePriestess,265116 wrote :


I can't drive a stick.


Hit the toilet seat a lot do you? [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img]


ROFL!


I confess that I love a guy that makes me ROFL.


I drink and eat right from the containers. Gross, I know.


I am OCD about cleanliness and prefer to do all of the cleaning so it's to my standards.


I steal blankets in bed.


I put up the strong independent I-don't-need-a-man-for-anything front. Truth is I need a man to be my everything and I am not complete without one.


I can be very vulnerable, but I despise showing it.


I have road rage and swear like a sailor while driving. Except forwhen I have my son in the car.For himI have learned to say funny things like; tarter sauce!!! and, you bleeping pop tart!!!!


I am terrified of haunted houses, scary movies and most bugs. They all give the creeps.


Occasionally I will eat an entire pack of Oreos by myself. Get your own!


I always brush my teeth while in the shower.


I cry easily and hate it.


I have my wedding planned. Literally to the last detail. After confessing THAT I will probably never get a date from any guy here


I am obsessive about planning every last detail of everything in my life. The unknown makes me crazy.


I really need to work on that last one... I need to have spontaneity once in a while


Lastly...I love to put onmy pussicatdolls CD and dance around the house burlesque stylein my underwear.


That's enough confession out of me and quite possibly TMI[img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img]
 
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ThePriestess,265116 wrote :


I can't drive a stick.


I have only ever owned cars with standard transmissions [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-cool.gif[/img]
 
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trueblueyes is offline trueblueyes Post #28  September 20,2008, 2:57pm
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I confess that





1) as much as I love really good food (gourmet, healthy, Thai, Greek, etc) sometimes I HAVE to have some fast food. Not just the Big Mac but the fries too.


2) I am play jokes on telemarketers on the phone. Sometimes I set the phone down and let them go on and on. Sometimes I ask lots of questions and I act like I am really interested when I am not. Sometimes I pretend I can't speak English. I know - Wouldn't do it to anyone else.


3) Sometimes I have a few more items than allowed in the express lane at the supermarket.


4) About once every month or two I do the pajamas all day thing and stay at home and hibernate. I either watch some really mindless tv or read magazines all day. I need it occasionally.


5) The vet says I am supposed to brush my dogs' teeth regularly. I never do.


6) I am addicted to the TV show Law and Order (any of them) Ba-donk Bonk!!! (That was supposed to be the sound you hear when you come back from commercial.)


7) Wish I had a date tonight......
 
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Well I might as well step into the purgatorium and have a whirl:


1) I drive a truck, I own two guns, I can shoot and I can drive. I love to fish but I won't bait my hook or take the fish off or clean it. I don't really want to kill my own meat but I like to be in the woods in the cold cold morning and watch the wildlife ... and stalk it. I am a redneck girl through and through.


2) I despise wearing makeup and pantyhose and doing my hair and all those things that some men find so sexy. I can be ready to go anywhere in 15 minutes, even if I have to shower. I hate to wear dresses, they confuse me and have zippers in stupid places you can shut.


3) I have always wanted my own horse.


4) I will never be a girly girl and I spend fortunes on makeup I will never wear and buy clothes I can't stand because it seems to be expected of me and I hate it.


5) I LOVE high heels and pretty shoes and expensive purses but they look silly without all the rest so I just remain mad about the injustice of it all.


6) I once stole the lawn ornaments of a fairly famous person and took it around town and made polaroids of this (Okay it was a Sacred Heart Jesus - 3 feet tall and hand painted) object at all the night spots and weird spots in Atlanta. Then I returned it on Easter Sunday with this long hilarious story-- and I'm fairly sure to this day she doesn't know it was me. I'm not sorry, it was funny and she never took care of her cats while she was on tour so my roomie and I always did and she parked her cars and left them in all the good parking spaces in our complex so I thought it was a strange way of getting even.


7) I'm terribly lonely and I'm desperately afraid no one will ever understand me in all my weirdness. I like me too much to change and often wonder if my strangeness will doom me to singlehood forever. And so I argue with myself about this issue quite a bit.


8) I want to be an Empress, they have far more power than Queens.
 
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Lostintranslation is offline Lostintranslation Post #30  September 20,2008, 3:17pm
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Oh and I have fantasies about being in law enforcement and abusing my power. Great long involved fantasies about a gun anda squadcar and a uniform and pulling over anybody and everybody ... I usually have these fantasies while I'm driving. Tho sometimes, late at night they turn oddly sexual and rather interesting (I am not driving during these times... or perhaps I am but I won't admit to it!!)
 
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