WALMART APPLICANT REVEALED..........

Below is an actual job application that this 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in California.They hired him because he was so funny....

NAME : K.Way .(Grumpy old bas*rd)

S*X : Not lately,but I am looking for the right woman.( or at least one who will co-operate)

DESIRED POSITION : Company president or Vice president.But seriously whatever is available.If I were in a position to be picky,I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY : $185,000 per year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance pacakage.If that is not possible,make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION : Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD : Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY : A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT : My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING : It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK : Any.

PREFFERED HOURS : 1.30-3.30 p.m. Monday,Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? : Yes,but they are better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER ?: If I had one,would I be here ?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50 LLBS ? : Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR ? : I think th emore appropriate question here would be, Do you have a car that runs ?

HAVE YOU RECIEVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS AND RECOGNITION ? : I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes,so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE? : On the job - no ! on my breaks- yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS ?:
Living in Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel ,who thinks I am the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE : 7 miles.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE ?: Oh yes,absolutely.

** OLD PEOPLE ROCK**