My gf gets squat from her daughter's dad.
I give my son's mom $x per month.
My gf works at a daycare for about $10/hr.
My son's mom is a CPA who drives a BMW 7-series.
My gf says to hell with the CS she's supposed to be getting. She'll make it on her own.
My son's mom says she needs the money, because she barely makes ends meet.
Do the math indeed.
Yes, some women ruin it. But the ones who don't ruin it, we love you!
I said to my neighbor: "When my son gets married, I'm going to tell him to divorce her immediately and find his second wife. It's the second one who's the keeper."
- Saul, the cynic, going to hell and driving the bus
OMG you are perfect and you drink dark beer. I had a growler of export IPA in the fridge. I came home and my son was moving the bottle around like a snow scene toy. Mom, why do you have motor oil in the fridge? He drinks natty light, like he has room to talk. Not sure where I went wrong with that kid.
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