Is no one going to champion the promiscuous?
I would've thought there's a lot to be said for dating someone who has had a lot of sex with different people and is looking to settle down.
In fact I'll go as far to say I'm always dumb founded by Islam promising 42 virgins in heaven. Too many to get along nicely and too few for one a week for your first year. Surely a couple of professional hookers and a cuddly one who can cook would be better? No?
I can say that virgins are no good in bed, and neither are people without some experience.
My second was a virgin. So was my first.
My first was good in bed. She seemed to have trouble standing, and everytime she fell down, she landed on some guy's pecker.
My second was good in bed, eventually. And I mean, wow, she was WHAMMO good in bed.
Eventually.
But after that first night, when we had sex for the first time, she asked her friends, "Is that all there is? Really? It wasn't that great."
"It'll get better," they said.
It did, of course, but it took a LOT of practice. I mean, a LOT. As in, no shayt, she flunked out, and I got scholastic probation.
Practice practice practice. Makes purrrr fect.
- Saul