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ennoidyam is offline ennoidyam Post #1  November 2,2009, 11:43am
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People always talk about why someone else is a good/bad catch.
Well, what makes YOU a good/bad catch?

Being completely honest, I put together my self critique:
Keep in mind some of these may not be considered bad/good by others-this is MY opinion of MYSELF (before I get a bunch of people disagreeing)

I'm a good catch 'cuz:
I’m easy to get along with
I talk things out
I have a crazy sense of humor
I still climb trees
I am generous with whatever I have
Kids and dogs love me
I’m honest
I'm awesome in bed
I don’t care what color you are
I’m a writer and producer so I’m creative—Everywhere
I still LOVE Disneyland
I hate shopping
I’m not material
I wear a thong
I don’t wear jewelry
I don’t care about money
I love Zombie movies/ Hate Romance Movies
The only bug that scares me are spiders
I hate wearing heels and dressing up but look HAWT when I do
I don’t want/need you to call me every day
I look younger than I am
I’d rather go to Disney World than Paris
Warn Weather makes me uncontrollably randy (I seem to leave a trail of pheromones in the spring and summer months)

I'm a bad catch "cuz:
I can’t cook (well, I can- a little but I hate to)
I’m stubborn (Taurus here)
I don’t take things at face value
I am stingy with my heart
I am impatient
I won’t ask for help
I don’t care about money
I need my independence
I don’t like to dress up
I LOVE to debate
I can (and do) quote every Star Wars Movie
I can’t sew on a button
I act younger than I am
I’d rather go to Disney World than Paris
Cold Weather makes me frigid (Rather watch “The Golden Girls” in a blanket and Granny Panties in the Fall and Winter months)
My nails are different lengths most of the time
I play rough (9 years kung fu)
Yes, I will fart on you
I just started separating the white and colors
I don't like being cooped up in the house-I like to get out
I don't want/need you to call me everyday
I will hang up the phone on you
I don't wait for proof-I will dump you on a suspicion

 
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