Oh thats a great idea - do we get to see pictures of Jessica? You know she is not bad she is just drawn that way...

I did a one night stand once. I got a box with cut a hole in the middle got some black straps and stapled them inside the box in an X and then put the most ugly tablecloth I could find over it, next got an old lamp shade duct taped it to a ball cap and put the empty beer cans, ashtray and other accessories on the fake table. dressed in jeans and black shirt bam instance one night stand...

You can see a pic of it in my profile. Have fun at your party