So I was just on Wikipedia reading about the Rastafari (I'm a Bob Marley fan, but never really knew what he was singing about) and had just got to the part about their belief that some Ethiopian King in the '30s was Jesus/God reincarnated. Right as I started snickering to myself at the thought my room started shaking, no joke, we had an earthquake.

Jah, I apologize to I-and-I. No more da downpression.
Not every dread a Rosta and not every Rosta a dread! Livication to da Rosta way! Peace mon!