I asked this lonely girl I met at a bar to dance and she agreed to it since she thought I was cute and all (yeah I know I am not really a bar fly myself but my friends dared me to ask her) I got her number and called her about two days later to meet up for some drinks. She said yes.

At the place I get a call from her on my cell phone and it's from the county jail. Turns out she was picked up for prostitution!!!