Guy #1 was a musician and smoked... two deal breakers for me, yet I fell for him anyway and he drove me nuts (and NOT in a good way) for months.

Guy #2 had a phobia of all small animals... a very serious phobia of them. I have two cats. I was impressed that he did as well as he did around them for as long as he did, but I should have known that it wouldn't work out long-term. Oh yeah, and he smoked, too, but lied about it to me. NO man goes through that much Febreeze!

And of course there was the guy who lived in a trailer down by the river.

Oh! And the homeless guy! And not just any homeless guy... a guy who got kicked out of the homeless shelter for fighting! I SWEAR he looked normal!!!

I guess that's 4 guys.... I could list more, but I try to block some of them out.