I have one issue with this show that totally turned me off...

What the hell kind of story is this father telling his kids? He's been rambling for HOURS and HOURS. And telling his kids about his sexual exploits prior to meeting mom? If my mom or dad had told me a story like this at the age the kids in the opening appear to be... I'd have been pretty grossed out.

That whole thing just weirded me out, kept me from getting in the show.