It’s best to meet me on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, cause all others days I’m psycho. Those days I’m okay, unless I’m not.

What you listen to is not news, it’s sensationalist tripe. “News” analyses the merits of European Central Bank monetary policy, the merits of President-elect Obama’s stimulus plan, and matters of similar importance.

Create an anonymous Yahoo e-mail that does not have your name in it. Drop guys who are insistent, inconsistent, display premature excess infatuation, or for any other reason. Do only what you’re comfortable doing.

But, know that while you dawdle, I have dated someone else.