Dear Santa,
Wait ............. I can explain !!!!!
Oh HB my darling woman... still trying to explain.

Try it my way: offer no explanations. Be unrepentant. Less talk... and a /lot/ more action!!
+1 for sure. Naughty is only really,
truly naughty when you offer no explanations.
Not that I would know. Much as I try to be the opposite I always end up being pretty nice.